I lurrrve being an exhibitionist more than asians love their rice, more than indians love their curry, more than muslims love their bombs, more than blacks love their crime, more than gays love their glitter, and more than mexican mothers love their juan year old daughters.
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Posted: May 23, 2013 by thegayjohntucker in Uncategorized
All Tops should have more fat on their dick than on their body. Hashtag HUNG 8===D
The #AndrewChristian boys got nuthin’ on these ES models.
Twinks < Twunks
If all straight guys looked like him, I’d pull a #TransAmerica just to get my hands on breeder dick.
I would sniff his hairless hole before, during, and after he took a dump…don’t judge me, he’s just THAT hot.
That apartments interior design looks about as tacky as his ✰ tattoo…butt his selfie pHOEtos made up for it in the end.
He looks like he likes the smell of his own farts.
These asses (_I_) are bigger than Donald Trump’s trust fund + Rosie O’ Donnell’s appetite combined.
Gurrl I need a muthafukin’ Snicker’s cuz I am hungry >:-p(_I_) nom nom nom nom
TOP TEN THINGS GUYS LIE MOST ABOUT
10. “I hate Bottoming!”
9. “I deleted my Grindr!”
8. “I’m on the DL!”
7. “I’m just online for friends…”
6. “I don’t have one Britney Spears/Lady Gaga song on my iPod!”
5. “No it’s above average I swear, nice and thick!”
4. “I’m only talking to you!”
3. “I don’t remember the last time I had sex…”
2. “Every Top I’ve been with says I’m really tight!”
1. “I got tested 2 weeks ago!”
I wonder if they’re gonna start the porn scene off a with an eye exam that ends with the optometrist cumming in his eye socket?!
People don’t realize how easy it is to get into porn and this should be proof…funny thing is, my ex does porn for Corbin Fisher.
Other famous 1-eyed ಠ_- Creatures…
Yeah that’s bout right!
So my English Professor told us to create a documentary about anything we wanted, I chose to do mine over societies drug of choice, celebrities.
We’ve all heard bottom queens throw around terms like Godney and Lady Godga without fully acknowledging how deep their fascination with theses stars resonates within them.
I started off the documentary with only audio and no visuals to metaphorically show that listening to all this media manufactured sensationalism has left us in the dark.
